but when boys are all sleepy and their eyes are becoming smaller, it’s like their struggling to keep them open and they brush their hair with their hand and it gets all messy and then they yawn and give you that little smirk because they feel sorry for being so sleepy and their voice is so low and rough, I just… where’s my sleepy boy, I want a sleepy boy
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
oh my god
jACK STOP DOING THESE THINGS TO MY HEART
Jack Barakat is turning 25 tomorrow and all I can think about is him being that fourteen and fifteen year old kid forcing himself to the front of a Blink 182 concert trying to be as close to his heroes as we do with his band now.
Don’t look at me. Don’t fucking touch me. I’m not okay
Do you ever watch videos of your favorite band and you just get this feeling in your chest and all you can think is “holy shit I love you guys”
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt
im actually so proud of myself.
Mike in all his seriousness